2011年6月18日星期六

The importance of seeking second opinion

身体有病找医生诊断,若是医生告诉你:“需要动手术才能解除你的病痛”,晴天霹雳之下你该怎办?

相信医生,忍痛躺上手术台挨那几刀吗?

我劝你还是再征询第二意见吧(洋人所说的,seeking second opinion)!

不信,读一读下面这个故事吧!

The doctor said, 'Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration阉割. You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles 睾丸to press on a nerve at the base of your spine背脊神经 and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles.'

Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for.

He had no choice but to go under the knife.

When he left the hospital a few days later, he was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself...

As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person.

He could make a new beginning and live a new life.

He saw a men's clothing store and thought, 'That's what I need... A new suit...'

He entered the shop and told the salesman, 'I'd like to try on a new suit please...'

The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, 'Let's see now... Size 44 long should do it'

Joe laughed, 'Wow, that's right; how did you know?'

'Oh, I've been in the business 40 years sir!' the tailor said.

Joe tried on the suit, it fit perfectly.

As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, 'How about a new shirt to go with that lovely suit sir?'

Joe thought for a moment and then said, 'Sure, why not.'

The salesman eyed Joe for a moment and said, 'Let's see, 34 sleeve and 16 1/2 neck.'

Joe was surprised again, 'You're absolutely right, how did you guess that?'

'Been in the business 40 years sir.'

Joe tried on the shirt and it fit like a glove!

Joe walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman asked, 'How about some new underwear?'

Joe thought for a moment and said, 'Sure, I might as well.'

The salesman said, 'Let's see... Size 36.'

Joe laughed, 'Ah ha! I got you! I've worn a size 34 since I was 18 years old.'

The salesman shook his head, 'No way! You can't wear a size 34 sir. A size 34 would press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one hell of a headache!!'

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当然,这只是个笑话!哈哈!

1 条评论:

匿名 说...

汪老师,这的确是很重要的。谢谢汪老师的好文章!很有趣!:)